Clogs: After years of patiently waiting for their popularity to burn out and be rightfully buried under the abyss of remorseful fads, the hype continues to remain around  the arthritis inducing deadweight’s which have had fashionista’s overheating in clog fuelled fever. I suppose spending hours on end with your ankles feeling as if they are shackled to cinder blocks could be ‘glamorous’ if you were a decaying corpse on the Ocean’s floor, but outside of this context I really cannot understand the desirability behind protective footwear originally designed for the European working class. I suppose marketability is a key factor in their success, as Clogs can be sold as a fashion accessory with the dual purpose of being a self defence weapon – accessory to a crime, if you will. Ironically, a pair of rubber Crocs are considered by the ‘cool’ to be the epitome of distaste, but the way I see it – Clogs are just Crocs which are easier to set on fire.

Clearly an invention of the Opportunistic

The obvious weapon of choice for a homicidal maniac

Crocs burn longer, but Clogs burn quicker