My band totally fucking rocks. Can I send you a demo/MP3/web link?

Yes and no! We love listening to new stuff but we’re not a label anymore. We’ll gladly accept CDs mailed to our post office box, BUT we aren’t modern (or patient) enough to put up with wading through MP3s. You make the effort and we will too.

Why haven’t you gotten back to me about our demo?

Sorry, we’re time-poor. Email and ask nicely. It will happen. Patience is a virtue.

My magazine/website/blog/community radio show kicks some serious arse! Will Shiny add me to your promo list?

It’s not possible for us to service every media outlet, regardless of how well-intentioned. Get in touch, send us a sample and if we can make it happen we will.

Are you hiring?

Are you kidding? Shiny is full to the brim of happy workers incessantly bumping into each other around the toilet block. If that situation ever changes, look out for “Position Vacant” ads in street press and online.

Looking for interns?

Interns are always welcome. However, you need to be aware that you’ll be working for no pay, no glamour and be the butt of our jokes… did we mention no pay? Email us if you are interested. Remember, we’re based in Melbourne and no, you don’t get paid.

I am the coolest kid on the block, can I join your Street Team?

No, we don’t have a street team.

Why doesn’t my local record store carry your clients releases?

I don’t know. Perhaps you should inform them that they’re seriously missing out on the good oil and that all of our clietns are distributed via Shock, MGM, Inertia or “the majors”. You can visit our clients pages and find exactly who is distributed by who. If they’re still not able to work out what day it is, let us know and we’ll send the boys around.

Which Rugby League Club has won the most number of premierships?

South Sydney District Rugby League Football Club.

When did South Sydney last win the premiership?

1971.

Oh my god, I found a broken link or some other webpage-related mistake, who do I talk to about this?

Calmly email us and we’ll take care of it. Deep breaths now, everything is going to be ok.

I love/hate your website. I’m also fabulously talented in the way of the web (and philanthropic to boot). I can help you out and make things better. Do you care?

Of course we care. Get in touch. We love people like you!

Who do I contact about using Shiny music in a studio, film, television program or advertisement?

Steven Stavrakis (Stav) is your guy. Check out his contact details and get in touch.